HOW TO GET ACROSS IMAGINARY DOORS

real doors can translate into imaginary doorsthat leaves you stuck either inside or outside yourself
so what to do when that happens?

okay first no panic

try pushing the imaginary door open
but if it's locked
then try searching for the imaginary copy of the key

otherwise
try ringing an imaginary bell on the imaginary door
somebody might open it
huh, could be scary

anyway if that doesn't work
try using your imaginary mobile phone to call for imaginary help
perhaps get your imaginary wallet ready

you can also
conjure an imaginary tornado to blow the door away

or simply turn away
forget the door and whatever's on its other side

my favorite method for opening an imaginary door
is to use my imaginary axe

that’s what I did today
on the other side there was a funny me

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Picture: Okay first no panic 

Picture created & posted on August 25, 2012 in replacement for the original one that disappeared.

I also edited the poem quite a bit.